Well, actually, no, I don't. It really isn't that hard, if you think
about it for eight seconds. No, really. Go ahead. Try it. What's the
first animal that comes to mind?
No, 'cat' has an 'A'
in it. How about 'dog'? Or 'cow'? Or 'horse'? Or 'rhinoceros'? 'Tiger'?
'Lion'? What about 'Demon Stingerfish'? Or 'Proboscis Monkey', also
commonly known as the 'Long Nosed Monkey' - neither of those names have
an 'A' in them.
OK, so I'm belabouring the point. Why?
Well, if it's so childishly easy to think of an animal without an 'A' in
its name, why are there so many Facebook posts claiming you can't do
it?
You've all seen it, or one of its myriad
variations. You think about it for eight seconds, or maybe even shorter,
and realize you CAN think of one. "Me smart," you think to yourself.
"Me show them how smart me is." You click on the picture, and type,
D-O-G in the comment box, and hit 'enter.' Only then do you scan through
the other comments and notice that eight hundred and seventy six other
people have already typed 'dog' or 'cow' or 'red-tufted lemur'. And you
suddenly realize that you didn't think of it because you're a zoological
genius, but because it isn't even remotely difficult to do so.
So
now you're thinking that the person who originally posted the
'challenge' is an idiot. But they aren't. In fact, they're the smart
ones.
Here's another common one I'm sure you've all
seen: There's an interesting looking picture posted. It may even have
one of those little arrows in the center of it, denoting that it's a
video. There's some superlative comment, like, "Amazing!" And it tells
you to 'like' the picture, then type a specific word or number in as a
comment and something awesome will happen. You've done it, haven't you?
Yes, you. Don't look away. Did anything awesome happen? Did anything
happen at all? I didn't think so.
So, if thinking of an
animal without an 'A' in its name is child's play, and if absolutely
nothing at all happens when you follow the instructions and type the
prescribed comment, why do all these posts keep appearing on Facebook?
People are buying your eyes.
Every
business or corporation has a Facebook page these days. Those pages
are, let's face it, advertising. They are most effective if they are
seen by a large number of eyes. Facebook has algorithms that choose what
posts and pages you see in your newsfeed, based, in part, on how
popular those pages are. They decide how popular those pages are by
counting up how many people have liked or commented on status updates on
those pages. The more activity a page has, the more likely Facebook is
to show that page's status updates to a wider audience. So, new pages
starting out want to convince a lot of people to like and comment on a
lot of their posts right away. Some more ethical businesses might run
contests, or simply generate a lot of interesting and on-topic content
for the page. Less scrupulous businesses might look for easier ways to
get a lot of clicks quickly. And some, at the extreme lazy end of the
spectrum, would be perfectly amenable to buying an existing page that
already has an excellent 'visibility' in Facebook's algorithms, and
renaming it for their own business.
Have you ever seen a
post from 'Joe's Meats and Auto Repairs' - or whatever - and thought,
"that's funny, I don't remember ever 'liking' that page before"? Well,
Joe just bought that page with an existing fan base of tens of thousands
of geniuses who figured out that 'cow' doesn't have an 'A' in it, and
renamed it.
And you thought you were the smart one.
February 27, 2013
Name an animal that doesn't have the letter 'A' in it. I bet you can't.
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9 comments:
If you can't trust Facebook "Likes", who can you trust?!?! ;o)
Ugh, I'm seeing those all over the place, and no, I don't click through on them! I had no idea that this is what is behind them, but figured it had to be something a little shady.
Or, "how many squares can you count, 24, or 25?" when it is clear the answer is way more than that...
cheers Paul! good one!
Natalie
Omg I comment on pages like that all the timeee holy sh*t thanks for that glad av looked this up :)
Also am going to publish this on facebook is that ok?
Excellent post, and spot-on, except for your last paragraph. Actually, Facebook prohibits pages from being renamed after 200 likes. This is why a lot of pages doing this are named generically, like "Fight Breast Cancer" or whatever. The buyer can change the description, etc, but (thankfully) at least they can't change the page name.
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